Tuesday, December 21, 2010

TOO BIG

This weekend we had fun watching little man try to fill these big shoes. Well, at least they were big for him.

He stepped left . . .

. . . he stepped right.




He wobbled left . . .

. . . he tumbled . . .



. . . he just couldn't get that left shoe to co-operate.

All right! The secret's in keeping left and right shoes TOGETHER. [Got it.]




These shoes were made for walkin'.

What? Haven't you ever seen baby steps before?




SITTIN' PRETTY


Our Beauty and Cutie

JUST "CLONING" AROUND


O'Man

Little Man



HERE KITTY, KITTY


"Hey, Mommy! Daddy! Come see the kitties!!"

IN LOVING MEMORY OF MY DAD

 


He just LOVED that crazy ole Pink Panther. :)
[I really miss you, Daddy.]

GINGERBREAD, ANYONE?


This could be the start of a new tradition in our home. (We've never done anything like this before!)

The girls washed up, pulled their hair back, and gathered their supplies.


Ahh, such an innocent and trusting young man. He surely didn't know what he was getting into when he volunteered to help out.  Now he's got a coating of cornstarch.


Hey, little man, can you balance a gumdrop on your nose?


"Beauty" worked on the front door.
(It's amazing how the cornstarch smooths the icing out so well.)


"Cutie's" turn! She was a nervous wreck the whole time . . . she thought she was gonna mess it up. She did great, though! :)


This girlie diligently rolled out the red gumdrops with our rolling pin to make the windows. When she was done she steadied her hand and outlined them with icing and topped them off with green candies.


(Steady, now, steady). Here she is finishing off the roof by adding the lattice look.


All done . . . and boy, are we TIRED!

A look from above.


The house was as hard as a rock. No way anyone will be eating this baby.

It was so warm today that the icing started drooping. :(


"Ta-dah!"

HEY, WHATCHA GOT THERE?

Our little man is quite the curious one.


What's in the bucket?


Hmmm, let me get a closer look.


Oh, my stars! They're jumping in there.


Awww, ain't they cute?


Look real close and you can see them, too.


Five little froggies down in that bucket. :)



Thursday, December 16, 2010

HEALING WORDS AND GOOD ADVICE

"Rejoice in the Lord alway:  and again I say, Rejoice. Let your moderation be known unto all men. The Lord is at hand. Be careful for nothing; but in every thing by prayer and supplication with thanksgiving let your requests be made known unto God. And the peace of God, which passeth all understanding, shall keep your hearts and minds through Christ Jesus. Finally, brethren, whatsoever things are true, whatsoever things are honest, whatsoever things are just, whatsoever things are pure, whatsoever things are lovely, whatsoever things are of good report; if there be any virtue, and if there be any praise, think on these things." (Philippians 4:4-8 KJV)
 
rejoice - to be or to make glad or happy

peace - calm or quiet

true - (1) that agrees with fact; not false (2) that can be trusted; faithful; loyal

honest - (1) that does not steal, cheat, or lie; upright or trustworthy (2) sincere or genuine

just - (1) that is right or fair  (2) doing what is right or honest; righteous

pure - not bad or evil; morally good; innocent
 
lovely - (1) very pleasing in looks or character  (2) very enjoyable

good - (1) helpful; that benefits (2) honorable or respected (3) kind or friendly

virtue - goodness; right action and thinking; morality

praise - to say good things about; give a good opinion of

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

HOW TO FOLD A SHIRT . . . FAST

My hubby showed me this some years ago, and I had forgotten about it until now. Since I've come across it again, I'd like to share it. It's really cool and fast!
 

NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART



Monday, December 6, 2010

TASTES LIKE CHICKEN, EH?


DEEP-FRIED RATTLESNAKE

1 medium-sized rattlesnake (3-4 lbs.), cut into steaks
1/2 cup flour
1/4 cup cornmeal
1/4 cup cracker crumbs
1/2 cup milk
1 egg
1/4 teaspoon garlic powder (not garlic salt)
1 teaspoon salt
dash pepper

Mix dry ingredients. Whisk milk into beaten egg and use to dip snake steaks.
Then coat them with dry ingredients. Fry, uncovered, in 400 degree oil until brown.

A CHUCKLE 4U - "Funny Animal Pictures"

I guess this is what comes after you've trained them to eat out of your hand!

Will the REAL kitty please stand up?


Is this what they mean by, "Have it YOUR way?" Oh, I'm sorry, that's Burger King. My bad. :)


Hey, what are you lookin' at? Haven't you ever seen a squirrel enjoying a little"R and R" before?
(R and R = Rest and Relaxation for all my civillian friends. Smile!)


Awww, if truth be known, his bark is worse than his bite.


Oh, no, Ma! Not another family photo! I can't BREATHE!!!!


"Hey, lil mousie, come out, come out wherever you are! You can run, but you can't hide!!"


Mother told me there'd be days like this. (sigh)


Okay, this is just W-R-O-N-G, people! (I'll never be able to show my face around here again.)


I am now the proud owner of a GENUINE imitation mouse. It don't git any better than this!!!

MARINES POSE TO FORM USMC EMBLEM

Below is an aerial photograph of over 9,000 Marines based at Parris Island, South Carolina forming the emblem of the U.S. Marines (a map of the Americas within an anchor surmounted by a bald eagle.)

Marine Barracks, Parris Island, S.C.
Brigadier General J.H. Pendleton, Commanding 


Mole & Thomas (photographers)
The Living Emblem of the United States Marines

This photograph was taken by Mole & Thomas, a Chicago firm famous for such patriotic bird's-eye group shots at military bases after World War I.


THE FAITH OF A CHILD

They call him the Sky Angel Cowboy. Thirteen year old Logan Henderson lives on a ranch in the middle of Nebraska. Listen to his story, and the lesson God showed him as he recalls it in his own words. It is sure to touch your heart.
 


AMEN

THE FLOWER AND THE BUTTERFLY

Once there was a man who asked God for a flower and a butterfly, but God gave the man a cactus and a caterpillar instead. 

The man was sad. He didn't understand why his request was mistaken. Then he thought, Oh well, God has too many people to care for, and he decided not to question.

After some time, the man went to check up on his request that he had left forgotten.

To his great surprise, from the thorny and ugly cactus a beautiful flower had grown, and the unsightly caterpillar had transformed itself into the most beautiful butterfly!



God gives the very best to those who leave the choices up to Him.

Sunday, December 5, 2010

SHADOW PLAY

This man is quite talented with his hands. Never saw anything like it.


THE QUIET SERMON

A member of a certain church, who previously had been attending services regularly, stopped going. After a few weeks, the preacher decided to visit him.

It was a chilly evening. The preacher found the man at home alone, sitting before a blazing fire. Guessing the reason for his preachers visit, the man welcomed him, led him to a comfortable chair near the fireplace and waited.

The preacher made himself at home but said nothing. In the grave silence, he contemplated the dance of the flames around the burning logs. After some minutes, the preacher took the fire tongs, carefully picked up a brightly burning ember and placed it to one side of the hearth all alone. Then he sat back in his chair, still silent. The host watched all this in quiet contemplation. As the one lone ember's flame flickered and diminished, there was a momentary glow and then its fire was no more. Soon it was cold and dead.

Not a word had been spoken since the initial greeting. The preacher glanced at his watch and realized it was time to leave. He slowly stood up, picked up the cold, dead ember and placed it back in the middle of the fire. Immediately it began to glow, once more with the light and warmth of the burning coals around it.

As the preacher reached the door to leave, his host said with a tear running down his cheek, "Thank you so much for your visit and especially for the fiery sermon. I shall be back in church next Sunday."

We live in a world today, which tries to say too much with too little. Consequently, few listen. Sometimes the best sermons are the ones left unspoken.


IF WOMEN CONTROLLED THE WORLD