Your vocabulary should have a groan by the time you finish this!
1. A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.
2. A will is a dead giveaway.
3. Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like bananas.
4. A backward poet writes inverse.
5. In a democracy, it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes.
6. A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.
7. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
8. Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft, and I'll show you A-flat miner.
9. When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
10. The guy who fell into an upholstery machine was fully recovered.
11. A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France, resulting in Linoleum Blownapart.
12. You are stuck with your debt, if you can't budge it.
13. Local Area Network in Australia : The LAN down under.
14. He broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
17. A calendar's days are numbered.
18. A lot of money is tainted: 'Taint yours, and 'taint mine.
19. A boiled egg is hard to beat.
20. He had a photographic memory, which was never developed.
21. A plateau is a high form of flattery.
22. The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison: a small medium at large.
23. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
24. When you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
25. If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine.
26. When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.
27. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.
28. The bakers' jobs are crumby, but they knead the dough.
29. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
30. Acupuncture: a jab well done.
31. Marathon runners with bad shoes suffer the agony of de feet.
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